Application for the post of Spouse

Name: Ashwin Jain

Address: Right now live on a platform. Reasonably nomadic in nature (sometimes unreasonably too). Will peacefully adjust in a tree house also though. Have stayed most of the adult years in Hostel and is extremely comfortable with dirt and dust.

DOB: versatile, with small adjustments in beard n haircut have potential to look between 19 to 27

Work Experience: Yes and No, considering I am an MBA and part of strategy group, I am well versed in giving customized answers. You can pick whichever suits your taste. (Take guarantee to defend it with conviction)

Projects Undertaken:

Couple of Projects undertaken but there are no documented deliverables. Was given PPO (Pre Placement Offer) on the basis of level of commitment but refused due to overlapping timelines.

(Have so far believed in faster and efficient operations. Most of the projects were completed within a year. Few in less than 3 months too.)

Educational Qualification:

•  Can hold conversation ranging from pharmaceuticals, banking, actuarial, in flight simulation to rocket science.
•  Knows the difference between varieties of stem of wine glasses
•  Knows Salsa, Tango, Ball room dancing can also dance in a barat with equal ease.
•  Knows how to use Chopsticks, Knife and fork.
•  Knows how to say sorry and thank-you (the two most important words in any relationship)in 5 international Languages.
  

Soft Skills:

Brown hair, Brown eyes, white teeth, no acne, no dandruff

Additional Information:

Have received various utility information from the colleagues during the past projects. Have evolved listning skills and under developed ego.

PS: interested recruiters kindly drop in with their suggestive remuneration.