Getting even with APPU

Patience has a limit. I earlier thought since its etymologically derived from patient then it just mean being sick/patient for a long time and after a while you are just dead. Anyways patience does have a limit and after a while I do wish to get even. So my wasteful brain embarked on a brilliant idea.

So my dearest APPU, the appended lines are dedicated to you and your society threatening wonderful existence.

1. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

2. Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay”

3. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

4. Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

5. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

6. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

7. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

8. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it

9. Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

10. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

11. Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

12. Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

13. Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

14. Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

15. Yo mama twice the man you are.

God, It feels so nice .I wonder why it dint strike me earlier. Too cool ashwin