Month that flied

It's been a month in Mumbai.

So you wanna know wat have been my escapades, adventures, tales of bravely and fables of legends and knights. Quite obviously we no longer live in medieval ages and not knowing how to ride a horse and swordsmanship is not a deterrent in "learning ".so being a dumb lazy kid I learned nothing. As explained in the earlier posts..watever offerd on the learning platter was so constipating anyways.

Alrite so wat have been my city analysis.(those who ve read Moscow diaries they`ll swear I m nt bad at city observationsJ )

Food: I love my cook. And I love my company for providing him. City food otherwise is extremely cosmopolitan and doesn't really impress too much my conservative north Indian tongueJ

Rentals: I have start saving money so that I mite be able to buy 1BHK in next 35 years. Rentals are crazy. Cost of my office building would be close to half of the total buildings in Ajmer.

Transport: Whoever said Mumbai public transport is most efficient was just being politically correct. It is actually most efficient provided u actually manage to board it. After being stuck in traffic jam at 3.30am.I have no nice word to appreciate. So far have spent more money on commuting than food, beverage and clothing put together.

Neighbours: who are they ?

Bandra Bandstand : The whole city can be famous for just this. I happened to be walking alone there in the evening and for obvious reasons felt more miserable in life:)

Hard-Rock café: Really some place to go. Awesome ambiance mixed with brilliant crowd. not bad for the first month

Nitelife: City has some crazy nitelife. Though I could cover only Red Box, Shiros, Hawain Shack and Mumbai Times café in the first month but the places are happening with chic crowd , good food but returning late in the auto is a pain.

Time: It is at its fastest best here. Everybody is running somewhere. I have not tried to be different but if somebody askes me dude like really whats the rush I have no answer.

The whole month had flied and vanished without trace. Now induction is over. Outbound learning is done. Stay at the company guest house is over.

Life in a metro begins here

Wastage of a half life

26, and getting old faster
Question says how fast can you run

Can you be faster than time
Or its just as imaginary as time travel

Or still which which is more important
Speed or control?

If I dig it furthur
Is control unaspirational?
or what is my tenacity to compromise

Not everything is moral bound
hence not everything can be compromised
Does that leave morals to be scapegoats?

Its a twisted matrixof
hope and despair

One can lament on the banalities
or Euphemise it as experience of the Half Life

Verbal Diarrhea

Ailment Definition:
It’s a permanent auto immune disease seen in all product training managers at G-mark. It seems that same has been injected via IV and has thus bypassed stage I of systematic circulation and hence has the bio availability of 100%.Surrounding organisms need a wonder drug which can inhibit surrounding organisms receptors and help in maintaining the homeostasis else the brain will fry and start producing antibodies.

Diagnosis
· Life threatening disease
· Lizolid resistant
· Affects brain,heart,kidney and lungs
· Transmitted through years and years of experience
Rx
Surgical removal of tongue
Surgical binding of mouth/sealing by plaster of paris
Electric shocks three times a day

Effects to the environment (surrounding organisms)
Cerebral irritation
Self inflictive behavior
Automatic weighning down of eyelids
Polyurea
Polydipsea

Poem For The product Traniner Mr. Clayton

In the soporofic Boardroom
Ornamented with the abstract Art

I am learning which I`ll never use in life
Its irony of sorts that I am getting paid for it

`ey say u should knw indstry dynamics
Smetims the explainations r as vague as theories thmselves

So Shall i question the system
or accept the absurdity

Feel sorry for the enthusiasm of the teacher
Feel sorry for self too as a sufferrer

Worse both are getting paid for teh arrangement
But some things are beyond rationale

World is round else would have pushed mr clayton off the cliff

Words I learned today

Please nOte I am a MBA and there are only two languages which I now know.Excel and PPT.

Haematocrit
Amphotericin-B (Antifungal for systemic mycosis)
Chlorpromazine (Anti-psychotic for mental illness)
Diazepam (Anti-anxiety)
Pentamidine (Leishmaniasis)
Erythromycin (Macrolide-Antibiotic)
Phenytoin (Anti-convulsant)
Trimethoprim-Sulfamethoxazole
Ceftriaxone sodium
Gram +ive
Gram-ive
Hyperinsulinia
Lipogenesis
Proteogenesis
Glycolysis
Glyconeogenesis
Glyconeolysis
Momate
Vitiligo
Lichenification

The making of the Quack

My good ol days of student life are over.Actually over for good.I was tired of wasteful PPts and useless reports.But as what happens in ordinary life of ordinary people things which we run away from keep running after us.
I was happy to join this company after the “interesting”summer internship experience.So there I gave into the temptations.thought about few Russian and Brazilian beauties and joined in the Pharma Sector.
The Emerging Company and the best value creator and what not…so got lured and joined in as Assist Mgr – Treasury.Its important to quote the profile and position.
Because my company has a standard induction program for all nd which is :
Full day sessions on the following follwed by tests on the same J
Anatomy and physiology
Pharmacology
Cardialogy
Oncology
Pain and inflammation
Dermatology
Antibiotics
Dermatology 2

At the end of the so called induction at G-mark institute of Medical Sciences.I will turn out to be the first Half Docter with bcom.

Diarynote of a Nomad

I am a nomad,Means I own the world,I own different places,Different emotions,Different customs.I own various symbols various identities.I am a camouflage.I can be anybody..friend,foe,leader,follower,executor,passeger or coordinator.I stand for everything and nothing coz everything is an illusion.Wisemen said permanency is a pretance.Hence my identity is fluid.I know what i am but Dont know what I am not.I dont belong to caravans.I trust solo life.I have decieved myself so many times and saved from heart aches.I am loyal to everyone and committed to none.It helps in keeping life portable and mobility higher.

Where I am going , dont really care as long as new place has fresh air,lively people and yes No Attachment!!