May 25, 2008

Verbal Diarrhea

Ailment Definition:
It’s a permanent auto immune disease seen in all product training managers at G-mark. It seems that same has been injected via IV and has thus bypassed stage I of systematic circulation and hence has the bio availability of 100%.Surrounding organisms need a wonder drug which can inhibit surrounding organisms receptors and help in maintaining the homeostasis else the brain will fry and start producing antibodies.

Diagnosis
· Life threatening disease
· Lizolid resistant
· Affects brain,heart,kidney and lungs
· Transmitted through years and years of experience
Rx
Surgical removal of tongue
Surgical binding of mouth/sealing by plaster of paris
Electric shocks three times a day

Effects to the environment (surrounding organisms)
Cerebral irritation
Self inflictive behavior
Automatic weighning down of eyelids
Polyurea
Polydipsea

1 comments:

Abhishek Sharma said...

very true very true