Jun 18, 2009

Mysteries of Human behavior


There are so many things about behavioral science, which amazes me no end. In the times before Darwin was born and subsequently imposed the theory of natural selection there were male peacocks flapping their Eastman-color wings or monogamous penguin or croaking tadpoles the method of partner selection had been quite simple and easy.
But as the civilization progressed and humans became more educated, we inflicted a word onto ourselves called COMPATIBILITY. Trust me it has caused more bloodshed in the world then the word WAR.
Cutting it to present implications of the compatibility syndrome its like doctors looking for doctors spouses, IT engineers looking for fellow IT engineers n etc etc…
If an MBA (finance )( e.g ME) look around for another MBA(finance) guess how will we fight.
Her: you did not exercise you Call option hence I am withdrawing your Put option
Me: its ok, you are no more than external liability-depreciating owner’s net worth
Her: If you had no working capital than why did you made the Initial Public Offer
Me: Oh that was just to obtain preferential rights and periodic dividends
Her: whatever you may think but you aren’t the best performing index
Me: My stock performance is directly proportionate to your asset turnover ratio.
Her: Your breakout is never supported by volume
Me: Baby there’s w a thing called return on Investment
Her: you are just a sunk cost of the society
Me: yeah sure, like you are an alpha stock with high beta
Her: I am tired of your talks about the futures wherein the spot has became a spot of bother
Me: Trust me honey I am giving you all the promissory notes I have
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Pls add more to the list. i got tired of the superfluous jargon :D

15 comments:

Nefertiti said...

awesome!!! hilarious!!!!! LOVE IT!!

Abhishek Sharma said...

finally..
A post that i totally loved..
Kudos man..

Vishal Shah said...

ME: My Debt Equity ratio has become so high and also my after we have come together..

HER: But, because of this, my Fixed Assets has drastically risen and so do my Asset Turnover ratio...


The list will be endless with many permutation combinations...

Ashwin said...

@vishal : it dsnt make sense>>>
do you want to say "coz of you my debt to equity ratio has gone high"

for the her part clarifications--women never spend money on fixed asset.even the jewelry changes wd fashion n requires periodic improvisations.

nd frankly i think we differ here what we term as "Asset" turnover here

Vishal Shah said...

@Ashwin: Arre...ME in my comment refers to 'BOY' and HER refers to 'GIRL'. No specific person dear... and rectification on the finance part that GIRL's Assets Turnover Ratio will come down because of increase in her Fixed Assets...don't look into minute detail.. :)

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